A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.
by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020

To have a green snatch or p**sy, and or have some sort of STD or are just Thots.
A.K.A. B.Prep B*tches
A.K.A. B.Prep B*tches
*Thot walks by*
" Damn she gotta fat a**.."
" Yea but she git the Green Goblin"
"Damn, f*** that nobody tryna get STD's out here."
" Damn she gotta fat a**.."
" Yea but she git the Green Goblin"
"Damn, f*** that nobody tryna get STD's out here."
by A REAL FUCKIN SAVAGE January 7, 2020

A roblox player that pretty much grinds UGC like a goblin and when they join a server with free UGC, first words can be:
"where code" "its my birthday plz code", and "drop code noww".
Example:
skibidi eliotah: where code plzzz
random rizzler: plz code
hte owner: ?mute 11483748232 30d you asked for it
that og user: lollll ugc goblin HAHAHAHAHA
"where code" "its my birthday plz code", and "drop code noww".
Example:
skibidi eliotah: where code plzzz
random rizzler: plz code
hte owner: ?mute 11483748232 30d you asked for it
that og user: lollll ugc goblin HAHAHAHAHA
by XiX_Guernsey_GG December 5, 2023

With some many trailers registered in this county, could you imagine the number of trailer goblin that certainly must be non-registered voters?!
by Steven Annette Smith May 9, 2022

Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.
by Greenleaf September 25, 2016

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023
