Spawned from the murky swamps of Florida, Team Dud is a group of individuals cast down from God, in a divine right, and poses no fear. They are mostly just a group of unstable individuals, interfering with the fates of others in the most unpleasant ways possible. Spirit grass grants them a direct link with God, to which they can handle large amounts of information from Him, or Them*, and unravel the mysteries of life.
Their sole purpose on this green Earth is to not deal with the petty interactions of human beings, but for their souls to be finally accepted into the Heavens again after fulfilling their duties as Gods true soldiers, and messengers. However, a curse plagues them, and currently their life-force energy is focused on coping with it, and trying to eradicate the evil force from their own lives, before it negatively affects any other innocent bystanders, like family, any longer.
*Team Dud does not atone to any one God, nor do they worship or answer to any of them. The term "God" is just a loose term used to describe he who is invisible, but guides Earth through the dimension of time.
Their sole purpose on this green Earth is to not deal with the petty interactions of human beings, but for their souls to be finally accepted into the Heavens again after fulfilling their duties as Gods true soldiers, and messengers. However, a curse plagues them, and currently their life-force energy is focused on coping with it, and trying to eradicate the evil force from their own lives, before it negatively affects any other innocent bystanders, like family, any longer.
*Team Dud does not atone to any one God, nor do they worship or answer to any of them. The term "God" is just a loose term used to describe he who is invisible, but guides Earth through the dimension of time.
When God was passing out insight you thought that he said that when God was passing out holy prophets you thought he said oily faucets because your soul has diarrhea of the mouth faucet.
Team Dud is not afraid.
Team Dud is not afraid.
by anondud July 13, 2009
Get the Team Dudmug. Team Damage : an elite group of extremely good-looking people led by the beautiful and handsome Chris Damage. Everyone wishes they trapped as hard as The Team.
Your MCM: Bro the concert was lit af last night nigga it got even doper when Team Damage showed up and fucked all of our bitches
by TheKingDamage March 23, 2017
Get the Team Damagemug. phenomena in TV news when a station has multiple reporters all assigned to the same story and promotes it as "team coverage" when the story really isn't significant enough to merit that much coverage.
"...we have live team coverage of Paris Hilton's wild night on the town..." (team smotherage)
"Gas prices continue to climb...so how are drivers coping? We have live team coverage...reporter Joe Fancy is at a Chevron station, Linda Pretty is right across the street from Joe at an Exxon station with motorists there, and Amanda Perky is across town at another service station. We'll start with Joe..." (team smotherage)
Tease: "Rain in the forecast...we'll have live team coverage of this approaching summer storm."
"Gas prices continue to climb...so how are drivers coping? We have live team coverage...reporter Joe Fancy is at a Chevron station, Linda Pretty is right across the street from Joe at an Exxon station with motorists there, and Amanda Perky is across town at another service station. We'll start with Joe..." (team smotherage)
Tease: "Rain in the forecast...we'll have live team coverage of this approaching summer storm."
by TallBoyLA August 17, 2006
Get the Team Smotheragemug. Team Swole is a group of guys that are beyond the limits of awesome. You ain't mess with team swole. Better watch your back, kid, cuz team swole's on your ass.
Jonny: Hey man have you heard of team swole?
Jj: Yeah man what about them?
Jonny: Never mind we can't talk here, they're watching.
Jj: Yeah man what about them?
Jonny: Never mind we can't talk here, they're watching.
by J-Steezy June 2, 2014
Get the team swolemug. That sexy hoe right ova there is DEFINITELY in team bunny...
"There goes slut bun, south bun, and bun bun......hottiesss"
"There goes slut bun, south bun, and bun bun......hottiesss"
by team bunny May 18, 2006
Get the team bunnymug. when your having a thumb war and you sneak attack the opponent by using your pointer finger to capture their thumb
by zoaster June 30, 2005
Get the tag teammug. A term used in hematology that is referring to systematically annihilating a med student's will to participate in online classes by swapping teachers in the same day to teach roughly the same subject , while wasting everybody's time and not captivating anybody's attention.
by beefjerker March 15, 2021
Get the Tag Teammug.