flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

Flat

Slang for Xanax bars relating to their unique shape and thickness

Sorry bro I lost my phone can I check your couch, I'm smacked off the flats

by Fetagb May 28, 2023

Flat chop

Another word for a womans vagina.

Man that woman had a tight flat chop

by CAptainlimpdick December 20, 2018

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023

Flat

When the roast is so good it makes someone die (flatline)

“Bro, Joshua gave Derek a flat yesterday at the roast session!”
“Damn, I wish I was there.”

by 902Cold May 4, 2018

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021