February 21st

National Slap Your Shorter Friend Day
if you have a friend shorter than you, you can slap them on this day

Joe: Hey Steve, what is the date?
Steve: February 21st

Joe: Oh goody, you’re shorter than me right?
Steve: Yes I am
Joe: it is national Slap your shorter friend day!
Steve: Oh No
*Slap*

by SausageofRoll February 17, 2022

February 17th

National slap a kid day

Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)

by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022

February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

by Woody from ToyStory February 21, 2022

February 10th

this is the day a real nigga was born ME

hey did you know its February 10th?

no bro why ?

its the day a real nigga was born.

who bro ?

me nigga

by jj_da realest February 25, 2022

February 19,2007

a beautiful star was born on this day, shes so perfect, so beautiful, and so so so gorgeous, shes the light to my world, and yes im talkin abt u zai, u are my love so

zai is beautiful , she was born os February 19,2007

by maaappleeee April 10, 2022

february 7

give your boyfriend your hoodie

boy: guess what today is!
girl: what?
boy: its february 7- it's national give your boyfriend your hoodie day
girl: oh here you go

by dejkdfno June 11, 2022

Febris

Febris is the Roman goddess of fevers, she was feared by the Romans who wanted her favour and wanted Febris to cure them from diseases, mainly malaria. She has no known myth or iconography.

Febris holds a snowball in one hand and a torch in another, to represent the symptoms of a fever.

by vaegsoojumus November 22, 2022