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Trump Eye

The severe condition where your eyes are locked in an upwards position. This is due to your eyes rolling constantly when Donald Trump speaks.
Don’t listen to Donald Trump speak too long, you might get Trump Eye.
by Woodwoman December 17, 2018
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Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
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Ey Cousin

Used by common day aussie wiggas... or Wabbos.
Means the the same as wazzup or whats crackalackin but is only used by either a whiteman talking to a blackman or a blackman talking to a blackman.
Jordan: 'ey Cousin!
Mr T: Sup foo'
by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004
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The Eye of Zing

That awkwardly vigilant stare given by clerks, or privately owned liquor store owners, as one passes through the store in search of soft drinks or munchies. Generally adapted to the senile asian community.
Kim: what's wrong Andrew?
Andrew: nothing, just feel awkward.
Kim: why?
Andrew: did you not see that old asian lady giving me "The Eye Of Zing"? it was soo awkward
by A.Legend January 2, 2012
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chink eye

When an Asian person gets inflamed eyes
Trump: Why are your eyes pink?
Xi: I have chink eye
by stablegasneon_nazi July 25, 2020
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hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar
by rob magnum May 25, 2012
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eye spam

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.
Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?
by Donna S March 27, 2008
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