Dylan’s that one boy who can brighten your day just by seeing him smiling. His smile lights up a room under his golden hair. He’s overlooked by some but means everything to others, He’s one of those people you can never get over, and you’ll love for the rest of your life. Watching him laugh gives you life. He’s pure, he’s what other guys aren’t, he’s the most respectful and yet fun person at the same time.
by Lustforlife69 August 26, 2021
by Jesus Christ savior of jews May 02, 2017
Has sexual relations with his car and keeps tampons in his bag at school for the female friend he wants to rail
by Professional RawDogger July 15, 2022
by big_boy_chalupa February 10, 2021
a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself
by acros May 13, 2015
by Your ma has an Adam’s apple November 24, 2021
Any gathering amongst a group of friends will inevitably lead to somebody mentioning that one friend who you never talk to anymore, but was so ridiculous you still have to talk about - similar to Godwin’s law. A scheckel is charged to the one who says it.
“I think the Uber is a silver Prius” “haha remember when Dorfman tried to claim his Prius was a sports car?” “Boom, Dylan’s law strikes again. And yea he was so dumb.”
by Tootsie354 February 18, 2019