Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

by JesDBst February 11, 2019

Double Thrusters

Big, curly hair that looks like a floating bush. Aka Courtney’s hair when she has two buns in.

BRRRUM BRUMMMM, DOUBLE THRUSTERS!

by ilovebighair May 28, 2019

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019

Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

Double Decker Bumhole

When someone can fit 2 dicks, one on top of the other, inside of their anal cavity.

“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”

“Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”

by Hamuel Sicks August 10, 2020