Crack Blunt 

Crack, rolled in cigar paper, creating a Crack Blunt.

Buddy: wat up bro?

me: Not much man

Buddy: yo, smoke crack blunts?

me: ya man i smoke crack blunts err' day

Crack Blunt by jimbob123420 June 18, 2010

crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

crack monkey by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

crack one off 

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off 

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004

crack wine 

Mid-priced wine produced by Chilean vintner ; Casillero Del Diablo, (usually referring to the Carmenere, the Merlot or the Pinot Noir) which is so delicious it is considered as addictive as crack cocaine.

I'm bringing dark chocolate and crack wine to the party.

crack wine by AlexaV December 9, 2009

Crack Calls 

To have a deep dire for something so much it calls out to you, on the subconscious and conscious levels.

: Bobby has been having crack calls over the new unreleased Ipad, it even affects his sleep.

Crack Calls by liberationeagle March 9, 2010

crack-tarded 

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).

'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!

crack-tarded by baby's mama July 20, 2011