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would you like to go out for coffee? 

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.
Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!
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have coffee 

To get together with someone and sit somewhere and drink something. Can be coffee in a cafe or can be beer in a pub or just sitting in the park drinking a beverage. Depends on what the people getting together feel like. Generally means getting together to do nothing but have a conversation.
"Hey Tom! Havent seen you in a while. We should have coffee sometime."
have coffee by Cassanova January 11, 2007

European Coffee Break

A long, elegant pause in a European workers day in which he consumes coffee or tea, depending on the time of day.
He had a European coffee break. He had a long, enjoyable coffee break. He must of thought he was in Europe.
European Coffee Break by gunitthug January 24, 2011

pirate coffee 

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*
pirate coffee by 0men October 8, 2011

titty coffee 

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.
Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.
titty coffee by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.
Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.
Fisting Coffee by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016

Egg Coffee 

Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.
"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -
Egg Coffee by argeth January 11, 2018