clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 2, 2011

Clock

Clown cock.

"I honked his balls and suddenly his clock stood up"

by bigclocker September 1, 2022

Clocking In

sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.

"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it

damn she clocked his shit.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

its 8 o clock in the mornin

You and your bois like this song but don't wanna admit it yall frkn jam to this shi at night bro we know

Bro that song was fkn fire whats it called. Shi bro its 8 o clock in the morning. Bro wtf whats the song. Bro idek man all I know is Its 8 o clock in the mornin

by Imadechinglito August 9, 2021

Clock

Clock. It ticks. It makes me go insane at night. Tick, tick, tick. I cant sleep.

This clock makes me go insane. I. CANT. SLEEP. tick, tick,tick,tick.

by anonymous August 17, 2024

Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024