A nugget of shit protuding less than an inch from a persons anus.
See Touching Cloth and Turtle Head
See Touching Cloth and Turtle Head
by Jim_Reaper August 19, 2008
Someone who whines so much about a particular subject to extreme annoyance of the rest of his/her audience. Supposedly sharing character traits with people that have nose bleeds after long rants. Cotton buds are sometimes used to stop the bleeding.
Ted: I refuse to listen on the latest album of x band because the simply sold out.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.
by xombz August 23, 2008
by Blue/Azul October 29, 2006
Origin: results when waking up in the middle of the night to eat out your girlfriend or significant other's private anal area; only to find they had passed wet gas leaving the person performing oral service covered with brown debris.
Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly
Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying
Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly
Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying
Having a bad day:
How was your day bro?
Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless bullshit work.
Getting fucked over:
Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on Friday, and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha
Bro, I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today.
Getting screwed:
If two bros work together for the same boss:
Bro, I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!!
After partying too hard:
Bro, we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today
Fucked over:
Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna key her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and dip her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.
How was your day bro?
Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless bullshit work.
Getting fucked over:
Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on Friday, and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha
Bro, I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today.
Getting screwed:
If two bros work together for the same boss:
Bro, I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!!
After partying too hard:
Bro, we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today
Fucked over:
Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna key her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and dip her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.
by Mike999 August 05, 2009
Josh: Hey Joe, guess what happened to me last night.
Joe: What?
Josh: I got someone to Pig Nose me.
Joe: Lucky!
Joe: What?
Josh: I got someone to Pig Nose me.
Joe: Lucky!
by Supreme 4F December 11, 2016
An unusually large, long, cylindrical, nose that only attracts the trasvestite species, and the rare polka dotted chimpanzie.
by Belle Asian December 12, 2006
by Nose pickle flicker November 06, 2011