Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex

You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!

by JesusK5609 March 28, 2016

Homie Boner

A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.

Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.

Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.

by MayMay420 August 07, 2014

jeans boner

When your jeans wrinkle up to make it look like you have a hard-on. Normally when sitting.

"Hay guys, Steve has a boner!"
"Very funny guys, its just a jeans boner"

by TheHastieLanyon June 04, 2014

inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

by itsnotc September 26, 2010

toe boner

Where your toe cramps up and gets hard

My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!

by Fancygirl1234 June 10, 2016

Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on

"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"

by sexy'o'sulivan October 04, 2011

Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

by theindiearmy August 10, 2011