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boner breasts

A woman's erect nipples seen through a shirt or otherwise.
by jultsygirl February 5, 2010
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inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.
Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.
by itsnotc September 27, 2010
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Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
by FreddyCask May 16, 2011
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E-Boner

Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.
Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.
by ThatOneGuy92 November 5, 2010
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Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014
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jeans boner

When your jeans wrinkle up to make it look like you have a hard-on. Normally when sitting.
"Hay guys, Steve has a boner!"
"Very funny guys, its just a jeans boner"
by TheHastieLanyon June 4, 2014
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Homie Boner

A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.
Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.

Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
by MayMay420 August 7, 2014
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