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toe boner

Where your toe cramps up and gets hard
My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!
by Fancygirl1234 June 9, 2016
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Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"
by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011
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throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015
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Trump Boner

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.
"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"
by KreepyKirk August 13, 2017
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jeans boner

When your jeans wrinkle up to make it look like you have a hard-on. Normally when sitting.
"Hay guys, Steve has a boner!"
"Very funny guys, its just a jeans boner"
by TheHastieLanyon June 4, 2014
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Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
by FreddyCask May 16, 2011
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Homie Boner

A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.
Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.

Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
by MayMay420 August 7, 2014
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