The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.
Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.
by The Texian September 5, 2018
Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.
by 367 September 27, 2018
A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 27, 2021
Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are
Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger
by The boob lover December 29, 2016
When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant
Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.
That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
by MrFlynn December 31, 2018
In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.
Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017