May 29th

The day where Daniel’s gf sends him very nice but haram pics:)

It’s may 29th send pic

by Hihi oni May 29, 2020

May 14...

Gio eats you out day

Omg i love may 14...

by Not gio May 01, 2022

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 9th

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! Best personality always t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday?”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you a bad bitch with the fatty”

by Thiccbihfr September 07, 2020

Teresa May

She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.

The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.

The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..

by CancelBorisJohnson April 30, 2021

May 18

steal your friends food day

me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao

by machary May 16, 2022

May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel

My birthday is may 18

Really?

Yeah!

I love You!

by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022