Burn a furry alive day

On January 1st, anyone who survived NNN and joined in on national beat a furry day gets to burn one alive.

Wow, its national burn a furry alive day already! Time to send them back to which they came, which is hell!

by Epicveryvery December 31, 2021

Pulled a Mai and Bryan

When a couple gets together, they alienate all their existing friends so they can spend all their free time with each other. As the time passes, the couple slowly lose their friends by always hanging out with each other. In the end, they are no longer part of a circle of friends, but rather a line that connects them to each other.

The term was coined off an actual couple named Mai and Bryan who are still sucking each other's faces off, much to the dismay of the people around them.

Ben: Hey, want to go to the movies?
Sally: Sure, why not. Who do you want to invite? Alice?
Ben:Oh.. well Alice and I don't really chill anymore, ever since she met Bill.
Sally: What happened?
Ben: She pulled a Mai and Bryan.
Sally: Oh, I see. Her loss.

by Phatty Pants April 29, 2008

A down and Out

When someone, either a complete stranger or an acquaintance, pulls up in a vehicle or runs up to you on the street and gives you a blow job. They say nothing during the process.

"Dude you look shocked... What happened?"
"Some random guy pulled up in this beat up old jeep and gave me a down and out"
"Woah... Hardcore"

by PandaFoxOfTime January 7, 2015

A whole ass pantry

definition : whenever you see a group of guys who look like snacks.

. Sentence:” Woah it’s a whole ass pantry in here!!!Look at all those snacks!”

by hermantømmeraas_is_hot January 30, 2019

iloveinosukestfu A.K.A Inosukes known favorite wife

Iloveinosukestfu also known as Inosuke’s wife, these bitches really wanna try me into thinking that Inosuke loves them, like stop being so obsessed with me I know you want to be me like bitch, Inosuke wouldn’t come for your fucking down syndrome looking ass with that ugly ass yellow stained teeth dumb ass hoe. Shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friendzone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ching Chong lin long suck my ding dong headass remote control autism down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer O'Riley autoparts silver bronze ash amino UV light pen sushi ram ramen Harisson Ford gamer bitch ass Virgin lamp thermometer lean mean string bean Charlie Sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine anti histamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene Halloween detective spleen smoke screen James Dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jelly bean magazine protein Lightning McQueen vending machine what'chu mean ocean man by ween head ass tf up bitch. Inosuke wouldn’t like your ass anyways dumb ass. Try and comment down on my videos saying “Inosuke is mine” and I’ll come over there and violate your ass. Inosuke wouldn’t come for that big forehead of yours bitch, I said what I said.

That mf got skid marks, still love him tho <3

You: “OMG HI INOSUKE IM A BIG FAN OF YOU PLEASE KISS ME 🥺🥺🥺😖😖😖😖😣😣😣😣😣😞😞😞😞😞🥺🥺😢😩😩😩😩😩😓😓😓😥😥😥😥🥺🥺🥺”

Inosuke: “ew no yo cooter cat stinks like tuna bitch go get that shit checked out and get the fuck away😨”

iloveinosukestfu A.K.A Inosukes known favorite wife

by Inosukes most known wife May 22, 2021

Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

by GSPSlats January 10, 2014

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014