Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
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Get the turtle herder mug.When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.
"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."
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Get the Turtle Date mug.An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".
Royster, do the spinning turtle!
He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.
He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.
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Get the Turtle Dippin’ mug.A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you
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