Swaggy Turtle

A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious
by Carole J November 03, 2020
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desert turtle

Look at that desert turtle!
by Smartypants79 July 21, 2015
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beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off
I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle
by NotABam October 10, 2017
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Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.
by NDemGuts February 24, 2021
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Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
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Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.
I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike
by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 01, 2019
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Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.
"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."
by Tittlator. September 25, 2014
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