crezzle special

A crezzle special is the art of getting blackout drunk then going for a quick tactical wank and kip underneath your bed, the crezzle special can only be performed by people who hear voices in their walls and are horribly lonely.

I’m going to pull a crezzle special tonight boys does anyone want to come over?

by mynanlovessmack March 5, 2022

A Columbian Special

A sexual activity that involves the inhalation of powdered cocaine, from inside the genitals of an anonymous, for-hire sexual partner.

May also be reffered to as a Memphis White Lady, a Vegas All Nighter, Pink n' White, Dirty Snow, or the Texas Double Time.

John: What can I get for $50?

Sparkle: You can whatever you want.

John: Can I get a Columbian special?

Sparkle: You supply the snow and you do what you please wit it.

by -SVEN- December 8, 2012

Roy Special

When a person commits to an event or game with others only to never respond thereafter or refuse to come.

He said he was going to play tonight but he pulled another Roy Special

by flame4547 August 3, 2022

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.

i’m about to give you the texas special bro.

by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

The Burgerville Special

Originating from members of the Battle Ground High School Advanced Jazz Band, the Burgerville special is an equal mix of every soda from the Burgerville soda dispenser, ketchup, and pepper. The addition other condiments is optional.

The Burgerville Special is disgusting.

by BeezBeezBeez November 18, 2018

Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.

Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!

by ElPrimero September 13, 2019