Last-minute Nelly

Someone who chronically finishes task at the last possible moment.

"Anton is such a last-minute Nelly, she achosts at the last possible moment"

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

by m.slaty December 2, 2021

hotshit minute

an equivalent of a New York minute.

He better get a job, or I'm gonna boot him out in a hotshit minute!

by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010

Bruh Minute

Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.

Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok

by anonymous September 11, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.

"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."

by Poiven March 16, 2012

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023