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Jessica

If Aphrodite was a person it’s Jessica, quite literally the prettiest girl in existence, and nobody comes even close. Jessica is so compassionate, comforting, caring, sweet, kind, and absolutely loving. You’ll never find someone like Jessica and the love she can bring you. If you ever find yourself one hold on to them tightly and never let go cause ik I won’t ever want to.
(Wick witch): Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all.

(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
by eggy_nacho July 30, 2024
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Jessica

Jessica! Did you sleep with your goddamn English teacher?

Mr. Wilson, what no?

Jessica you are such a little slut!
by Big dick grant January 20, 2023
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Jessica

Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.

Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees

*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
by Old Bread April 30, 2023
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Jessica

Omg, they’re such a Jessica”.
by kittylakitty November 9, 2019
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Jessica

The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. Girl’s can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a Jessica, don't let go.
Hey, who is the hottie with the cute smile?"

"Her name is Jessica. She is total wifey material."
by Jess_xxx January 29, 2020
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jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing
by Mcytesa September 6, 2021
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