Baby white whale

A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back

that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast

by bamcole101 November 21, 2016

Whale shark Wednesday

A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks

Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Big Whale Jobby

Anas' nickname, someone who thinks very highly of themselves but will never become anything, should be flushed down the toilet, although they tend to be the ones who block it instead.

See that Big Whale Jobby, bet hes called Anas.

by Flubbery Bumole June 21, 2020

Hot Whale eye

another term for a man or woman's sweaty butt-hole... another word for "ass eating"

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a "hot whale eye" every now and again

by Dr.Poon69 March 18, 2010

Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.

"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"

by atreed7 June 1, 2018

Whale Ride The Whip

The Act of sticking your hand out of the window in a vehicle traveling faster than 35 MPH and following the waves of the wind as your hand moves up and down like a whale jumping out of the water

Yo yesterday i was driving down the street with my friends and they started to whale ride the whip.

by la4lakers January 18, 2011

Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.

"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011