Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

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Wanted

"If you wanted what I want you to wanted instead of what you actually want... I wouldn't have to work to deprive you of the things you want until there's nothing left except the things I want you to want and suffering." Which is the plan. Do what I want of you consent to you own suffering. Another uno reverse. Not going to work because all other issues are secondary to my thing. I'll just kill a kid. You're effective trying to restrict everyone BUT me because I'll be too dead for anything you do to have an effect.

Hym "You've taken everything I've said I've wanted... And then FABRICATED ENTIRELY a reason for people not to be given those things... And you're trying to impose it from the top down. You don't know better than everyone. You have a God complex and the world improves the second you die."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

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want beef?

It’s kinda like sayin yo you wanna fight or you want problems?

What chu lookin at you want beef?

by Kalebb November 24, 2020

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Don't want to do this video

1 The first sentence uttered in a (fake) apology video, with the deep sigh and the message "I'm sorry you feel that way" and "Look at the ad I added in this video".

2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.

1 ... * sigh * Guys... I didn't want to do this video...

2 Person 1: Let's do this video!

Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.

Person 1: But it will...

Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!

by GanonPianeti December 2, 2021

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