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Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it
Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you
by The Goater July 8, 2010
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watching frozen

a euphemistic term meaning having sex, usually whilst watching a movie.
"Me and my girlfriend are gonna have a quite night in watching frozen..."
by noodlez124 April 26, 2014
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winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate
we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch
by snugiraffe June 27, 2020
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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Not worth watching

A type of film, show, or video that is bad or just mediocre to subpar
John was talking to joey about how the new Space Jam movie is Not worth watching
by Sheen from tf2 July 20, 2021
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Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012
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sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.
Anne did some sword watching at the park
by zaitz July 10, 2016
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