a bad ass punk betch who does not take shit from anyone to protect the most precious resource in the world - the freedom to be a basic bitch and VSCO grrl and whatever else
its not a sin to be sinful
its not a sin to be sinful
ok so I like totally took the corporate escalator to the TOP (like the 1% yo) and the money and hours aren't worth it. i quit my job to marry my true love and play with makeup for a year. I earned a radical feminist sabbatical. I am valley grrl
by paigerduty March 25, 2022
by scienceisthebest May 11, 2018
An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
by Watdaduck July 30, 2024
"Slimy Valley is home to white, Reagan-era republican, racist, inbred, radioactive, chain-smoking, alcoholic, religious pedophiles that abuse methamphetamine while also berating the surrounding cities that have more dignity with the same amount of affluence."
by Fcking_Chuck July 19, 2022
A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
someone "yea I just moved here from scally valley"
someone else "ohh the home of the kid with the flobsters"
someone else "ohh the home of the kid with the flobsters"
by jaxs office August 11, 2023
by Vdotdashoota March 16, 2017