ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand

example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!

by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 6, 2019

your mom have gay

when your mom have fucking gay

your mom have gay motherfuck

by freskoko November 17, 2017

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020

Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

by Helped out August 12, 2020

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn

I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...

Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023