A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
by Sorda08 January 03, 2022
Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.
"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"
"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"
"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"
"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
by ChaceWiggin August 12, 2012
A type of walk created by Shamcey Supsup's Miss Universe try. Epitomizes tsunami, which swept anybody or anything.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018
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by Tom Foreskin cheggwalk edition February 25, 2019