patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

Patrick

The Celtic translation for Toaster

Patrick: I’m Patrick it means toaster in Celtic

by Tyc70ps November 18, 2019

Patrick

A Tan guy with a Big Ole Dick

Damn, Patrick has got a big ole dick

by Yung_mc_hammer June 02, 2020

Patrick

A fucking annoying thot who may or may not be a man

Who's that thot

Thats patrick

by Thot BEGONE December 17, 2018

patrick

our babe

were is patrick

by ayomide adeoti ayodeji October 26, 2020

patrick

our babe

folu

where is patrick

by ayomide adeoti ayodeji October 26, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is the name of a male who perspires around you. Patrick can be gentle but deeply has anger issues he holds back because he doesn’t want to know he’s a bad person….deep down inside he wants to be loved but with the fruit of his nature Patrick destroys friendships before he even starts. Patrick is a consistent loyal persona. Patrick is a great supportive persona.patrick

Britiania- Hey have you heard of that Patrick kid, I heard he a loyal buddy.
Samantha- Oh really?! I haven’t heard that, mighty try it out though

by Bonnie Kouma November 22, 2021