Stinky turtle

When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell

Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"

by General Stinky December 16, 2016

Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho February 05, 2016

Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 01, 2019

Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.

"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."

by Tittlator. September 25, 2014

turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

by ardisT October 28, 2018

Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021