Joey Gorman

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa

Joey Gorman slapped me with his massive cock yesterday
Joey Gorman is a good fuck buddy

by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019

Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey

A bitch who doesn't care about your feelings at all. He just wants to use you for popularity. He just wants to get in your pants and then leave you for the streets.

Wow, he looks like a real Joey.

by Lexy T February 25, 2022

joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.

"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.

by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

Joey

Joey is a girl who hasn't seen anyone mention girls named Joey on urban dictionary

Joey is a very sweet person

by anonymous November 25, 2021