Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
by satanicevil April 27, 2020
Get the Tofu Crackermug. Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
by roger cole January 17, 2008
Get the cream crackermug. 
A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.
When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.
by Buzberry April 27, 2019
Get the cracker communistmug. An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.
by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014
Get the cracker barrelmug. by HippOsiris January 15, 2018
Get the stale crackermug. by JaXnwhits October 10, 2008
Get the Cracker bagmug.