October 21

National hold your ex’s hand day

Hold your ex’s hand pussy on October 21

by yeetinthesheets October 19, 2019

21 February

National hug your crush day

Happy 21 February can go to your crush and hug them (but ask them)

by lilydabi February 19, 2023

Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.

With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?

by Covido January 1, 2021

July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out

Hey bestfriend today's July 21, would you go out with me?

by deps July 21, 2021

October 21

October 21 is suck a dick day

Hey it’s October 21 that means it’s suck a dick day

by Jide October 12, 2020

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

Corona-21

Everything you eat is absolutely disgusting & every time you eat sharp pains go in your stomach. You’ll lose appetite, gain headaches, and shortness of breath.

Person 1: I think I’m losing taste in my food and it feel like someone stabbing my stomach

Person 2: you probably have corona-21 and need to get checked ASAP

by Thishard April 28, 2022