Me: Hey Marko guess what?!
Marko: what?!
Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"
Marko: what?!
Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"
by ellendefuckinggenrous May 12, 2011
Get the Tingly Taint mug.The spot between the balls and the butthole. A lot of people know this to be called the "gooch". This area stops your poo from hitting your goods when it drops out.
Man if it wasn't for my taint, my sac would be covered in some dry-ass shit!
Can I paint your taint?
She licked my taint. Am I still a virgin?
Can I paint your taint?
She licked my taint. Am I still a virgin?
by J G-Unit February 8, 2009
Get the Taint mug.referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
by Neubian January 19, 2008
Get the taking the lord's name in vein mug.by harvizzle April 2, 2008
Get the taint mug.Boy: I don't think this is working out.
Girl: Okay... um...
Boy: We are taking a break...
Girl: No I ain't goin' through that again, either you like me or not!
Boy: Okay... Then we're done!
GIrl: Good! 'Cause I got bigger fish to fry!
Girl: Okay... um...
Boy: We are taking a break...
Girl: No I ain't goin' through that again, either you like me or not!
Boy: Okay... Then we're done!
GIrl: Good! 'Cause I got bigger fish to fry!
by yollm_spam December 3, 2018
Get the Taking A Break mug.wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.
"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"
by April Mary June 16, 2007
Get the Tainter-tots mug.The act of defecating.
To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.
To void (feces) from the bowels.
A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)
To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.
To void (feces) from the bowels.
A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)
I took a brett just now and it stinks!
Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!
I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!
Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!
I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!
by chinchillakilla March 5, 2009
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