Kit Kat Theory

The implicit knowledge that being thin is an extraordinary advantage and would result in major positive consequences, and yet choosing to ignore this fact due to ones inability to stop eating high calorie foods (such as Kit Kats).

"If he/she lost some weight, they really wouldn't be bad looking."
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"

by TheHarrison123 October 28, 2013

The Nabil Theory

The theory that you must treat a female the complete opposite of what logically would make sense to do in your favor.

“Are your methods not working with girls and don’t know what to do, use the Nabil theory and do the exact opposite!”

by WomenRespecter90 July 15, 2023

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

by verb dog August 29, 2011

The Big Bang theory show

A modern nerdy ripoff of that 70's show

The Big Bang theory show vs That 70's show

Raj-fez - the foreign brown guy who goes from shy to Chatty Cathy

Howard-Kelso - the perverted dumbass

Bernadette-Jackie - the occasional bitch

Leonard-Hyde - the curly-headed voice of reason who plays second banana to a super nerd

Sheldon-Eric - the crazy nerd obsessed with Star Wars

Amy-Donna - the main character's girlfriend

Penny-Laurie- the cheap blonde

by Piece7 January 7, 2014

the O.C

A show about rich kids living in Orange County but things get shaken up when a poor kid from chino is taken in by the Cohens..a family who live in the o.c. It's drama but it's also very funny because of Seth!

Kirsten: Seth, we need to talk to Ryan.
Seth: Okay. If this has to do with the rug, I just want to tell you that Ryan had nothing to do with it.
Kirsten: What rug?

Sandy: Fellas, do you mind?
Seth: Oh. Uh, if this is about the vase—
Sandy: What vase?
Seth: Hm? Nothing. Let's go, Ryan

Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much

by Jennifer April 20, 2005

triangle theory

Theory of existence/order that equates your normal, run of the mill strip club with a pyramid. All the players on this tawdry stage have their own corresponding level on the pyramid. At the bottom or broad base are the customers, who make up the largest faction. Next up are the dancers themselves--numbering slightly less than the patrons. A little further up the "food chain"(although in many case they get less perceivable respect than the dancers) are the support staff(bartenders, waitresses, D.J.s, valets,& bouncers, etc., etc.) Above them are the "image pimping" establishment of managers(shift bosses, house moms, whatever the fuck you call them). Finally at the apex or very tiptop sits the OWNER(or "GOD" as some of these ass clowns really perceive themselves). The general mechanics of this theory are that desire, respect, and most of all money tend to flow up the pyramid(though sometimes staff do catch shit) while abuse, scorn, and bullshit tend to flow downward. What makes this theory somewhat important is that it is the basis of understanding(and often the circumstance calling into existence)utilized by that cunning genus of outlaw known as the STRIPPER FUCKER who, by his very existence, is in direct opposition to the triangle theory(though he utilizes it to his advantage at times)and would be viewed as a threat by all factions the strip club establishment if they could pull their collective heads out of their asses, put their egos and petty jealousies aside for one brief moment, get over themselves, quit plotting against each other and work together. Which of course WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!

I did not make the TRIANGLE THEORY up. Somebody at the other end of the bar pointed it out to me once(after I bagged my first stripper) and I started taking a good hard look at what the fuck was really going on inside my favorite strip club. Sorta like that guy who came up with that"INTELLECTUAL WHORES" business a while back. It worked for that guy, me, and probably other dyed in the wool STRIPPER FUCKERS out there. All I know is the shit exists and the sooner you recognize it, the sooner you'll be leaving with the help after closing time instead of heading home to Rosy Palm with a lighter wallet!!

by seamus shane December 31, 2007

The Winter Coat Theory

Meant to encapsulate the cyclical process of some of the women who tend to circulate through boyfriends annually.

After being single or dating for most of the Summer. The Winter Coat Theory dictates that in the autumn season (usually around Halloween), they will pick a companion or boyfriend for the upcoming holiday events. The driving factors include to have someone to attend upcoming holiday functions (Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years); to have some one to 'snuggle' next to when people tend to stay home more often (like it is cold outside).

The term 'Winter Coat' is an allegory meant to highlight the warm gained during these colder seasons.

Even though the abbreviated courting cycle may show early signs of incompatibility. The woman would tend to stay in the relationship till the end of the 'final' major holiday event - New Years. At which time, the cycle comes to its end during the Spring season.

The allegory of the 'Winter Coat' is used again, as the warmer weather becomes prevalent - Winter Coats are shaken off and stored away for the subsequent cold weather season.

by ObadiahWAR July 13, 2009