by Dr.Poon69 March 18, 2010
Get the Hot Whale eyemug. Bloated Whale tactics is referred to a legal jargon, when a Japanese person decides to file a malicious lawsuit against a foreigner in the hopes of making a quick buck in a viable situation, due to Japan's 99.9% conviction rate and also having a trump card in case the foreign defendant concedes to their demands.
Hitachi has employed the Bloated Whale Tactics in order to gain economic leverage over Jimmy's business holdings inside of Osaka.
by Gacrux August 30, 2023
Get the Bloated Whale Tacticsmug. A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back
that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast
by bamcole101 November 21, 2016
Get the Baby white whalemug. A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
by atreed7 June 1, 2018
Get the Beached Whale Couplemug. Me: You have Super Whale Syndrome. Your vagina is completely hidden by your lower fat roll.
Her: You're really rude, but I see what you mean.
Her: You're really rude, but I see what you mean.
by dingusmaniac April 9, 2019
Get the Super Whale Syndromemug. The Act of sticking your hand out of the window in a vehicle traveling faster than 35 MPH and following the waves of the wind as your hand moves up and down like a whale jumping out of the water
by la4lakers January 18, 2011
Get the Whale Ride The Whipmug. While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.
by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011
Get the Whale Watch Whiteoutmug.