Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
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Get the Doughnut Warrior mug.An activist who is motivated more by a love of conflict than by a desire to accomplish the (typically liberal) purported political goal. Whereas regular activists prefer to win without a fight, a social justice warrior prefers to fight without a win.
"I have to spend an afternoon sorting through my old Twitter posts. If I don't, some self-righteous social justice warrior might go digging and try to whip up a mob to get me fired for using a currently-disapproved term sixteen years ago when I was in high school instead of just privately asking me to remove it."
by IowanStill September 2, 2023
Get the Social Justice Warrior mug."Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.
Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.
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Get the Ego Warrior mug.A group of misguided youths fighting for the first nations confederacy. Most often found standing in intersections and getting throw out of respectable buildings.
Named for the hairstyles often worn by first nations men before their prison bid. The ponytail is used to control the NDN sub while being fucked from behind.
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Named for the hairstyles often worn by first nations men before their prison bid. The ponytail is used to control the NDN sub while being fucked from behind.
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by workingndn March 3, 2021
Get the Braided Warriors mug.A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.
Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.
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Get the Golden State Warriors mug.1. A relationship between close friends, typically male, that is loyal and close- where they pretend to be gay for eachother. Typically used ironically, or in a joking manner- individuals who use this phrase are usually not actually sexually involved, or attracted to eachother. But they will jokingly flirt with eachother. Bonus points if they are on the same team in a sport, video game, or other collaborative group.
This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.
Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.
2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.
- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.
Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.
2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.
- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
"In order to take down the other team, we must forge a warriors bond. Take off your clothes."
"Bet."
"Bet."
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Get the Warriors Bond mug.A range warrior is someone who dresses up like they are in a call of duty lobby but are in reality in a shooting range and over excess their need of equipment
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