Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 31, 2021

The Alaskan Husky

When you’re going reverse cowgirl and grab the man’s toes like mushing a husky.

Clara performed the Alaskan Husky on John as she really missed her home in Juno.

by November 27, 2024

Alaskan Kiss

First date rimjob.

How was your first date?

Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.

Her idea?
Yep.

by BusterMcThunderstic August 18, 2024

Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.

I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking

by Blue_. May 10, 2021

Alaskan Slingshot

The act of pooping into a condom, and waving it around above your head.

Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.

by DJPrincessLuna July 06, 2014

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 27, 2021

Alaskan Bullwormitis

When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.

Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.

by Cum Warriors Sofi and Anthony September 08, 2022