by ChazerB June 21, 2017
by CrossKnuspes May 29, 2021
When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)
by Fuckin' lol November 14, 2011
When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.
Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!
by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010
The residual coffee from a coffe enema poured into a mug, warmed up with cream and sugar. Served with a sweetened chocolate square.
by Runkmadunk March 21, 2017
A single and prospectively dating person who meets the following qualifications:
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed
The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed
The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.
Person A: Did you see who I was talking to online?
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.
by bigtexasrob April 26, 2019
"Hey Rou, where were you Tuesday last week?" "Oh, I was enjoying the company of that nice cowboy, but now I can't get this Texas Dust out of my crevice!"
by whhhaaattthhheeeffuuucccckkk August 24, 2011