Tank

A person who wears shorts in the winter time.

It’s 17 degrees and you’re wearing shorts bro? Damn you’re a fucking “tank”.

by Girthy long John March 8, 2021

Crack the tank

To fuck the shit out of a fat bitch

Did you recently crack the tank

by Boogle907 June 6, 2025

Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.

Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.

by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011

Tank

Get lit, have fun, get together, have a good time, chilling.

Adjective: tanked
Noun: tank

Brad: Bruh, ready to get tanked this weekend?
Tim: Y’all ready know, yerrrrr

by weallfuckedthesamebitch May 21, 2018

Fish Tank

A euphemism used to describe the sounds of a water pipe, in order to circumvent reporting/recording in the Playstation Party Chat.

Bro, listen to this new Fish Tank I just bought

*Rips tube over mic*

by Steve Downes November 22, 2020

Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.

“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.

by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023