badly packed taco

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

tacklesnug

A greeting used where you come at someone with a snug so hard and fast that it's also a tackle. It's a term mostly used by online roleplayers.

Hi! *tacklesnugs* How are you?

by Avalikia August 31, 2005

Tacorhea

an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations that is acquired through food eaten at taqueria/taco shop.

That comida from that taqueria gave me worms and a debilitating case of tacorhea.

by Changito Peludo January 21, 2010

Taco Grip

when holding a drill rifle there are two most commonly noticed holding positions. First is the strong grip you position the fingers and thumbs around the drill rifle and hold firmly. The other is called Taco Grip. When standing at attention with a drill rifle the hand is placed in taco shaped form there fore is refered to as taco grip. while in more relaxated conditions there is now other way to describe this hand grip, there fore it called taco grip. Term most commonly used by armed and unarmed exibition commanders.

Armed exibition commander- Alright lets get those hands back into a taco grip!
Team- Ay Sir!

by ThatGuy==>:D April 16, 2010

Taco Bopping

Taco Bopping is defined as Tea-Bagging performed by a female.

OMG, did you see mary taco bopping sarah last night while she was sleeping?!?!

by Slang Grifter August 7, 2010

Taco Jamboree

The female equivalent of a Sausage Fest.

Male 1: Dude, my girlfriend forced me to go hang out with a bunch of her girl friends.
Male 2: It was a taco jamboree.
Male 1: Pretty much.

by Benjamin Cannon January 2, 2011

Taco cuff

When you mold your hand into the shape of a taco shell and firmly grasp the male genitalia to make out what is supposed to look like a meat filled taco. Then pull down. Enjoy.

"My friend is so homo for taco cuffing me on my way to third period, now I cant sit straight"

by Tenderiser October 30, 2011