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There's Something About Mary Syndrome

1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.

-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"

"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."

2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"

"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
by benny stiler September 7, 2009
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home syndrome

on myspace, pressing the home link repeatedly in the hopes one has a new comment, message, picture comment, etc.
"Comment my new pics PLZ, I have a severe case of home syndrome!"
by asdfjklexia October 25, 2006
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keerthana syndrome

the phenomenon where you are tired even after waking after a 12 hour nap. This is commonly associated with love for sleep, disregard for attending classes and pseudo presence in said classes.
i was high yesterday.. and got keerthana syndrome.
by KAVSGAME April 20, 2021
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Idiot Passenger Syndrome

The phenomenon whereby the journey of a whole group is spoiled by the thoughtlessness of one individual.

Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.

Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."
by hierophant January 16, 2006
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phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.
"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."
by A Shankles December 20, 2008
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Haha Syndrome

When a person, usually an adolescent female girl, writes haha before, in the middle, and after every statement made online regardless of whether or not its comical. Can also be substituted with LOL, and LMAO.
Person 1: Yo
Person 2: Haha, hey whatsup? Last night was so much fun hahaha. Your friends are pretty cool hahah.
Person 1: Yeah...Why are you saying haha?
Person 2: Idkkkk. Haha
Person 1: You need to shut up. You have haha syndrome.
by richiesgs June 13, 2009
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John McCain Syndrome

When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.
"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."
by Parker James March 2, 2009
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