Red Skeet Syndrome

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.

I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008

Catchy Chorus Syndrome

(Abbreviated CCS) When a song is stuck in one's head, but only the chorus or a section or phrase in the chorus can be recollected.

Garret: bmbdmmb... ROCK THE CASBAH! ROCK THE CASBAH!

Arnold: Dude, what's wrong with you?!?!?!!

Garret: Ehh just Catchy Chorus Syndrome. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!

by It's Thibbz!!!! June 2, 2010

Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.

"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."

by nealisms November 4, 2011

older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

by jerkinabox March 18, 2013

one pint syndrome

The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.

Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.

by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013

Annoying Orange Syndrome

When a show goes from being an awesome show online to a piece of shit on TV.

Fred used to be an okay show before it got movies on Nickelodeon. It's a victim of Annoying Orange Syndrome.

by MechanicalDoom June 21, 2014