Spot the gays

When you are in a crowded area, it is the perfect game to play. must have 2 players. Player one spots a gay, and player two must affirm that the suspect is gay. If so, player one gets a point. First to fifteen wins.

"Let's play spot the gays. I see two coming around the corner! Look for the scarves"

by bullseyeeverytime December 28, 2009

Spotified

To send someone a song, via the music application Spotify.

"I just Spotified you my new theme song I LOVE MY BITCHES, by Rick Ross. Listen to it before I punch you in the throat."

by J'Roam January 5, 2012

spot texting

When someone is being very spotty with there text while you're trying to have a conversation with them

Guy: hey I don't think she likes me
Dude:why I thought y'all texted all the time
Guy:yeah man but she keeps spot texting me

by D-scipl December 16, 2016

U-spot

U-spot is the g-spot stimulated by yourself.
Its when a woman cums during masturbation.

She had promised him sex tonight. She new he would be home all hot and heavy. She got in her sexiest outfit, you know, the one that's see-through and lays her breasts right on top, so nice and firm, the one that cups her ass cheeks perfectly. The one that goes down just bellow her pussy to leave room for mystery. She was in it, laying spread-eagle on the bed. He walked in, already hard. She spread herself wide and allowed his large, condom covered cock inside her. He pumped. in and out, inn and out, up and down, up and down. She moaned and moaned (faking every sound, but he didn't know). Soon he came and then just slipped out of her, rolled over and went to bed. What he didnt know was that she got up and went into the bathroom, slipped her fingers inside herself and rubbed slowly and softly until her U-Spot was stimulated

by Do me Rigth round February 16, 2009

Spotter

A person who acts with life saving measures to save someone from Auto Erotic Death. The guy who cuts the other guy down just before he dies.

Inspector Purple: Did you hear about the prominent local business man Jack Mehoff?
Fuzzie: No what happened?
Inspector Purple: He was found dead hanging from a tree at the city park. His pants around his ankles and his dick in his hand. Bottles of lube and tons of porn were strewn about. It is believed to be an auto ertoic asphyxiation death. He could have been saved if only he would have had a spotter.
Fuzzie: Spotter? What is a spotter?
Insepctor Purple: You know, kind of like "swim with a buddy". Have somebody there to cut you down before you die. It has to be a good spotter though so you can be sure you achieve your intended goal.

by Inspector Purple September 25, 2009

blind spot

When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.

Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

spotitarian

Some who loves eating a girl while she is slightly on her period (spotting).

Dan loves it when his girlfriend is on her period because he’s a spotitarian.

by HomestT October 12, 2019