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Squirrel Master

A person that displays the following physical and mental characteristics: permed hockey mullet, wears pop bottle glasses, trailer park style white trash, old bag, pedafile, teaches her little kid to play grab ass, looks like a squirrel and tries to get nuts, always shares her sex life or lack of sex life, its been said that love is a bag away, well for the squirrel master it is more like love is a body bag away.
Cindy at the coffee pot is the squirrel master.
by ??? April 22, 2003
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squirrel nipps

a couple of little red fellas waiting to be fucked with.
so my dad liked to fuck munchins but my uncle is a knome so we found a median and just twist squirrel nipps.....flava flav!!!
by Squirrel Nipps January 1, 2005
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squirrel bate

A term used to define some one who is obsessively hyper active and oftet may have Gay tendencies. Usually an awkward, small, hyperactive kid that will walk up to people and play grab ass. Basically an irritating piece of shit that forgot to take his riddlin and looks about 3 years younger then he really is.
John:That piece of shit squirrel bate is running around agian and grabbing asses like a fagget.

Steve: Yea, he sure is a squirrel bate
by Johnny man April 27, 2006
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BABY SQUIRREL

Fanfic: JESSE GOES INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FUCKING BABY SQUIRREL AND EATS ITS ACORNS THE SQUIRREL GETS MAD AND BITES JESSES NIPPLES OFF SO JESSE HAS TO USE NIPPLE CREAM AND THEN THE SQUIRREL BIT JESSES ACORNS AND SCURRIED OUT OF THE ROOM AND JESSES ACORNS WERE BROKE
by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019
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squirrel backup

One of many backups one does, just to leave them sitting somewhere and never remember where it is, and why was it made. A proper squirrel backup contains files one never wanted to keep in the first place.
Looking through my stash of DVDs I discovered several squirrel backups, no idea what I was thinking backing that stuff up.
by IQ Nill October 8, 2007
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squirrelly gutters

expression used to show lack of interest. can be compared to words phrases like "i don't care" or "whatever"
bret: where's your band?
qwan: ...
bret: squirrelly gutters

OR

qwan: so today i was at the mall..
bret: -_- squirrelly gutters
by qwan allman August 25, 2008
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squirrel

1) a person who gets what they want and goes. "Grab your nuts and go"
2) to squirrel out is to basically ditch someone after you've got what you wanted.
"Did Marcus come to your party, man?"
"Yeah he did and took a few shots then bucked, what a squirrel."

"Ryan squirreled out on us. He said he'd give us a ride since we let him stay the night, but then he never called back."
by megpigirl May 17, 2009
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