Shufflitis

the inability to complete a full song before changing to the next (ipod/mp3/itunes)

OCD song listening attention span of a five year old.
when your roomate has shufflitis and can't stick to one song much less a genre. fuckin stupid shufflitis. camping in the back yard and dad won't stop catching shufflitis to those oldies that you really hate but don't have the heart to tell her that she's fuckin stupid

by D4/Knefhead-egg September 3, 2011

Scuff

Word to describe someone who's cringy

Dirty Sally's super scuff

by Notyourdog March 6, 2017

beef skoff

When someone rubs there ass in ur face after taking a dump!

LOL!

friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff

by Max Morgan November 10, 2007

starbucks shuffle

The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.

"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

Manhattan Shuffle

To go or do something, and then turn around before completing it.

I started to walk to the gas station, but realized that I didn't really need a Snickers, so I pulled a Manhattan Shuffle and just went back home.

by Radmetalmonk January 15, 2009

0600 shuffle

The scene at 0600 on base housing (Military Housing) while deployed service memebrs' spouses have the person they have an affair with leave. Chances are they are service members too.

He's just worried about the 0600 shuffle, and doesn't want to get mixed up in it.

Sorry miss i don't participate in the 0600 shuffle.

by PCProv22 May 31, 2009

oklahoma shuffle

when one says they are going to do something but bails at the last minute.

Bill said he was gonna be here. Looks like he pulled the oklahoma shuffle on us

by Aldito August 12, 2016