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skeet scoot

Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.
by Ya boi demon April 2, 2019
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Skeet

To get somewhere quickly; to run/skate to another place quickly

Can also mean to ejaculate, but literally no one uses it like that
Person 1: Hey, where is Bill?
Person 2: He is skeeting over now.
Bill: *skeets over*
by whatelsedoy0uw4ntfr0mm3 April 6, 2019
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Skeet Folder

Literally a woman's vagina. Or in simpler terms, a folder made for skeet.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally came in her skeet folder last night!"
Me: "SKEET FOLDER!!!"
by ClutchFolder September 15, 2019
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skeeted on your face

when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this
by ejejndn September 27, 2019
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Skeet

Small, shorted, as in a bag of weed or a joint.
That quarter bag that Joe got was really skeet - he must have gotten shorted at least a couple of grams!
by JabbaDHutt August 23, 2019
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Skeet finger

The male beats his meat, cums in his hand, then fingers a female puttin the nut inside her.
"She let me skeet finger her"
by Chunkydoll96 September 2, 2019
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Skeet

“Get the skeet out of here janice!”
“How did that Carnival Cruise get the skeet out of here and we’ve been turning on a dime for 2 hours?”
by YosoyJack December 28, 2017
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