1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.
2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"
by sonyamasi September 7, 2016

Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...
by ripitclol May 11, 2018

by Brute01 December 15, 2017

She seems like an angel on two legs: small and innocent. She has a mind that is always developing, a creative soul that is always being unique and loud in her own way. She enjoys quite time, but also loves meeting new people, a friend for every occasion! Santa Adrianas can be easily hurt, so she hides it by pointing out other peoples faults.
If you ever encounter a Santa Adriana you should be sure to always say your mind and be sure to make sure that they will accept themselves, they like support but are too strong to admit that they also have weaknesses like everyone else.
If you ever encounter a Santa Adriana you should be sure to always say your mind and be sure to make sure that they will accept themselves, they like support but are too strong to admit that they also have weaknesses like everyone else.
Dear Santa Adriana it’s okay to fuck up, everybody does. You don’t need to prove yourself, people will love you even with all your flaws!
by Sheryll. L November 7, 2018

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
by rettican December 15, 2017

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024
