Salt Lord

Someone who’s anger is brought out by little things especially video games, however the levels of saltiness is not only more petty than the 9th layer of hell, the ability to have a tantrum is absolutely mythical.

Adam you truly are the saltiest person I have ever met, you will forever be the legendary Salt Lord

by Reddit intellectual May 23, 2022

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022

Salt spunker

Someone who HAS to throw salt in the game salt in the game

"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

SALTS

Meaning: smiles and then stops.

Instead of saying “lol” we use “salts” because that’s what we actually do.

Example: “oh Kerys texted me and I replied “lol” but really I just done “salts.

by Solar socks October 25, 2018

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020

Salt

White stuff you put in food. sometimes it comes in clumps.

go put the salt onto the beef, and inside the roast chicken so that it tastes better.

by Child tickler! March 11, 2024

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017