Sex

The one I have with your mom, and the one I have with your dad

Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?

by yourmomdotcom420 November 11, 2021

Sex

Sex

Sex

by Akkp March 21, 2022

Sex

Fun ;)

P1:wanna have sex?
P2:fun!?
P3:can I join?
P1+2:yes daddy!~
*makes out*

by Iamsecretlyalizardlol February 1, 2022

Sex

The one topic that most users on Urban Dictionary won't stop bitching about

Me: *types s on the search bar*
Search: *shows sex as the second most typed search term by the letter*
Me: Sex? I can't deal with that shit anymore on this stupid website!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 13, 2022

Sex?

The first thing you should say to a woman to start a conversation.

Aidan- Sex?
Female-…

by Candice6942069 October 12, 2021

Sex

Is just the funny word

Sex
*Comedy laugh sound effects*

by SuniiChan October 18, 2021

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 5, 2021