rusty shower

It is similar to just shitting on someone, but it has to be diarrhea, otherwise it is not a rusty shower. One can do this on any part of a person's body, but its funnier if you start on the top of the head, like an actual shower head.

Larry was so drunk that he gave his dog a rusty shower and now his dog is always skiddish around him. It's sad really.

by K-Hall November 08, 2009

Rusty Pencil

When having anal sex you pull out and write your initials on her forehead with your penis.

I banged this chick in the butt and left my initials on her forehead with my rusty pencil.

by Josh's Finger July 06, 2010

rusty swingset

1The act of giving a girl a polish bikeride but the man must having a herpes infested penis thus giving the rusty look.

2.The act of giving the girl a polish bikeride (see polish bikeride)while she is on her period thus giving the penis a rusty look!

Duran just gave her a nasty Rusty Swingset!

Dustin just threw up after giving her a Rusty Swingset!

by wolfbait777 August 01, 2009

Rusty Cowbell

Occurs when a man pulls out of a woman's ass during anal sex and can mimic the motion of a musician using a cowbell with his penis inside of her ass.

dude she was so loose i pulled a rusty cowbell when i was done!

by ZWCI September 02, 2010

Rusty Duck

When a college football player: Talks shit, plays like shit, and then acts like a piece of shit after the game.

After his team choked in a game they should have won, Billy went all rusty duck and punched a couple of cheerleaders, then got up in the stands and spit on my grandma.

by Bow Down September 05, 2009

Rusty Squirtle

This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.

My cock was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.

by cockmaster93 December 19, 2010

Rusty Buffalo

A person so consistantly angry, cantakerous, grumpy or mean that they can only be likened to an American Bison getting it's taint scrubbed with a wire brush.

God, your dad is a jackass.

Yeah, he is a regular rusty buffalo...

by SlamHog November 16, 2009